What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:38
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Then came..
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Super-magnetic dead star throws a violent temper tantrum as NASA X-ray spacecraft looks on - Space
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Your TRICARE Checklist for Moving - TRICARE Newsroom (.mil)
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
First look: The new Pedro Pascal-narrated space show in NYC - Time Out
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No way